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Cooking for the soul

Monday- Cuban black beans and masa tortillas, but made with black eyed peas instead.

Tuesday- Lamb burgundy, only w/o the burgundy, (or lamb) but a 7 bone pot roast (a good sear makes all the difference)

Wednesday, black rice w/string bean,onion,sesame stir fry w/tofu, & miso soup. (No wakame or nori, but there is some bonito somewhere- & cabbage lol)

I'm seeing a theme here- but modification seems to be working out quite well.

I was asked the other day if I've ever had food sex- I asked what's food sex to you? lolllllllll.... girl...... 

He said, "Well, you gotta make it pretty, like have a plate of Belgian waffles next to you." Then mimed smearing them in someones face while grinding into them.

I fucking love my life.


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ISO

Too many dicks & whats attached to them in my life lately (I love & appreciate you, I do!!! Variety is good for the soul, however)

ISO : Woman 35+ (will consider younger if if you are super neato) thick ass & thighs, preferably skin tone my shade or darker.

Into: metaphysics, reading, giving & receiving spankings, speaking made up languages. Must appreciate spicy food, massages, pitbulls, and have no shame concerning fried chicken, greens, gangsta rap & all things ratchet. If you can understand why 'hipsterrepent/Seattle' we will prob be homies (or at least fuckmates) for- evah.

Big plus: If you are smarter than me, and have thick eyebrows.

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Thanks for the Jordache,

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Not an a-line or a dress, but still- fly as fuck. Summer is coming!!!

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I am now on 'The Twitter', baby!

So, an infamous & sinfully beautiful courtesan said it would up my game, and I trust her on this.

Trying it out, let's see what happens.

@LadyCazzKaria

Side note: I was also told "Men don't jerk off to politics, Cazz. Stop trying to save the world." 

-Main Bitch

Thank you, Main Bitch. (aka Bottom Bitch@the whorephanage) However, if I was concerned with what others want, I wouldn't be in this line of work.

And I want the world a better place. Saving the world, 1 beating & 1dick @ a time.


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